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Keeping the family's weird name-policy

Do all Alaskans name their kids these weird non-name names? Bristol, Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter is naming her son Tripp. What the heck is that supposed to mean?

Disclaimer: I'm all for unique names, mind you, but I think cool names are cool, and I don't think uncool names are cool. I think uncool names are uncool. However, it works out fine that it's a one-syllable name, because in America everybody gets a one-syllable nickname anyway. There seems to be some cognitive problem using more than two syllables too much. On that note, I never understood how William becomes Bill, or how Richard becomes Dick.

2 comments:

  1. Maybe she's a big fan of Star Trek: Enterprise and wanted to name him after that catfish-eating engineer.

    At least she didn't name him Whalon. Whalon Palin offers many irreducibly complex opportunities for childish cruelty.

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  2. Full name is actually Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Why Whalon? Also from ST:E?

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