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Encourage the use of condoms



Sex is repugnant. Animalistic. Unhygienic. Wrong. Can be tolerated between husband and wife only, exposing only a minimum of bare skin, under cover, lights off. And only as a means of procreation. No oral, no anal, no hand, no boobs. Keep pleasurability to a minimum.

Thus, no need for condoms. Condoms are contrary to the proper use of genitalia. Condoms encourage sex for other purposes than impregnation. Using a condom results in five million lost souls instead of just 4,999,999.

Is Condom Distribution Smart Health Policy?

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2 comments:

  1. 5 million minus 1 = 499,999 or extreme polyspermy?

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