Field of Science

Two things I've learned as a student

The function of pain is to help you stay awake during boring lectures.
The function of fingernails is to inflict said pain on yourself.

Very effective. I highly recommend it.


  1. Isn't that potentially lethal throughout the course of one's undergrad education?

  2. Depends on your course of study. But, I do recommend pinching non-vital organs only. Stay off the larynx, for example.


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