Israel behind Egyptian shark attacks?

This is too funny to be believed, and yet it is not The Onion.

Egyptian Official: Israel Could Be Behind Deadly Shark Attack
An Egyptian official believes that Israel's intelligence agency might be behind the fatal shark attack of a German tourist in Sinai over the weekend, the Jerusalem Post reports.

"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha told egynews.net.
Right. Mossad caught a shark, pumped it full of adrenaline, made it smell a pair of swimming pants, and then let it loose near the Egyptian resort. Clever!

Israel is also - somehow - behind festering stupidity among Egyptian officials.
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4 comments:

  1. Sally KamilleDecember 08, 2010 2:33 PM

    Læg mærke til, at den dræbte kvinde var tysk.... haha. Ej, det er jo egentlig ikke sjovt.

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  2. Bjørn ØstmanDecember 08, 2010 2:50 PM

    Jeg skrev faktisk først 'German swimming pants', men det er jo ikke spor sjovt.

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  3. Sally KamilleDecember 08, 2010 3:09 PM

    Egyptiske embedsmænd er sjove - det er døde tyskere ikke.

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  4. Bjørn ØstmanDecember 08, 2010 7:47 PM

    Præcis. Levende tyskere er dog ikke meget sjovere, heller.

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